Sometimes conversations with non-vintage wearing friends go something like this:
Me: "what are you going to wear? how about a vintage dress?"
Them: "Noooo I never fit them, you're lucky you're small"
Ah yes...'small'. Let's think about how great it is to be small while we gaze at the not-so-small very beautiful Joan Holloway, now this is how you wear a black dress, what I would give.
p.s. I read that our noses continue to grow throughout our lives, don't you wish it was a more *fun* part?